My Doorbell

So the other day we started Carol Band. Aparently somebody had taken large portions of some of the music. I don't know what somebody was thinking, but I can only assume that somebody had the best of intentions. At least somebody's little sister knew where the music was placed before somebody traveled eight thousand kilometeres away.

Sorry. That was a tad specific. It made for a good laugh. The sister went quite red.

So I would like to learn the basics of massage; however, I have nobody to practice on. I would also like to know the proper placement of semicolons around the word "however".

So recently I've rediscovered some really good music; The White Stripes (Get behind me Satan), and a CD I made comprised of:

• U2 - Virigo
• Crazytown - Butterfly
• Everclear - AM Radio
• Savage Garden - Truely Madly Deeply (never truely lost)
• Snow - Legal
• Snow - Informer (also never lost)
• Joel Plaskett - Can I Go Nowhere With You (more found than lost)
  
• Kim Wilde - Kids in America
• Tenacious D - Tribute (never lost)
• Snow - Nothing on Me (LOVE this song)
• Everclear - Sunflowers
• Johnny Cash - Cadilac, One Piece at a Time
• Smash Mouth - Walking on the Sun
• Len - Steal My Sunshine
• Duran Duran - Rio
• Snow - Plum Song
• Shrek's Karaoke Dance Party

Oh! Somebody on msn reminded me of something I said today that amused me. Somebody told me that they had a fight in the afternoon and me, being a Jerk, asked what her name was. Turns out its Beth. Anyway, so not thinking I asked if he would get her if he won the fight.

Tune in next week for more episodes of "Horrible Things Steven Says!"

BTW: He gets nothing if he wins. I suggesting stealing his pants.

Sunflowers

So I said from the beginning, this blog is about girls. It is.

It's amazing, the girls in my life. The ones I see it real life, the ones that I contact only through my computer, and the ones that exist only in my mind. The ones sitting across the hall, to the one(s) who is probably wrestling a child eight thousand kilometers away.

And its amazing the places they are in they're lives. Heading through university with their heads down, running around in high school like chickens with their heads cut off, one actually considering the rest of her life.

Oops, class time. ttyl.

Jenny (867-5309)

Woohooo!

Julia

Hey you guys.

I'm tired. I lost my saxaphone.

How the hell do you lose a sax? Maybe somebody stole it? I really hope I find it, I had a nice ligature and reeds and stuff (the sax itself is insured).

Ok, I'm tired and should really sleep. I need a hug.

Holy crap, ever had a dream while you where still concous? Well I was aparently interested in one girl, and when i turned to walk away from her another girl

Weird.. the sound in my TV are liniking up well wiht

AM Radio

So today. Today has been a day of taking a very long shower, while listening to music that I have not listened to for ages, then sitting at my computer doing nothing for the rest of the day. The shower was nice. New soap.

I like new soap, and bar soap. We usually only

**HOLY CRAP, THE GUY FROM PRISON BREAK OPENED A MOTEL DOOR AND THERE WERE THREE PROSTITUTES, ONE IN BLACK (GOTHY), ONE IN PINK, AND ONE IN WHITE. THEY WERE COORDINATED WELL. I'M NOT SURE WHY THAT MERITS CAPITAL LETTERS OR EVEN MENTION, BUT OMG! OMG!**

have liquid soap, and I never feel as clean as with bar soap. I've started to use hotel soap we stole from DisneyWorld five years ago. It has a Micky Mouse head engraved into it.

I was going to try to find somebody to go out and do something today, but it was raining all day. Stupid typhoon. You have got to hate typhoons.

Tilt, the school magazine is coming out soon. I worked hard on it. It turned out very well. Typhoons suck.

You may have noticed that I am blaming the crappy weather on a typhoon. That is because I don't know any better. It might be a typhoon, therefor it is a typhoon unless somebody corrects me.

Hampsterdance

So I've been doing quizes all morning at quizfarm.com at okcupid.com

So far I've learned that I will probably die from natural causes and I'm a "soft" lover. I had the results but my computer keeps crashing, lol.

Oh, and I'm 81% pure. Thats always nice to know.

PS: Renaming old posts after songs, all songs that are awesome and you should know well.

One Week

I.
Me.
You.
Mable.

Mable is a name, but I can't understand why I've said it. Mostly I think it was because of how i wanted to make that shape.

I don't care about Mable. I care about me, and a few other people. Maybe you. About five in total, outside my family. People I can trust and talk to. People who trust me. People who'll listen. One I know really well, two moderately well but to a much lesser extent, one i only know a bit yet we have good dialouge, and one who is different.

Thank you all.

Tears of a Clown

Kay, so I'm all emo. I've basically learned that odds are shit and down that I'll make paging, because I'm not french immersion.

Thanks, Canada.

Pinch Me

So just for fun, and so people don't understand me to a greater extent, I'm going to use fake names for this blog.

See if you can guess who you are.

Bea
Diane
Jeff
Mandy
Steven
Chelsea

Protip: One fake name is mine, and isn't fake.

So those are the fake names I have so far, more to come as they are needed. Also: you may not be on the list at all, especially If I don't know you. Actually, if I don't know you, your fake name can be Joseph.

Hey Joseph!

*wave*

Living in a Bubble

Holy crap, that election was exciting. The American senate ended up riding on only 8 thousand votes. It could still go either way.

So I just paid ten dollars to a company to allow myself to be a customer of theirs, if they choose, maybe, and my old company decides they don't care about me, maybe. God I hate buying things online, especially intangable things.

History class is fun. I'm not doing amazingly well, but I do get to argue. We just finished WWII and are having a fake trial of Hitler, before he actually did anything. I'm taking the interesting side.

Um.. so Aimless Wanders has been redone again. It could potentially be cool if everthing works out with GoDaddy.

So see ya. Good luck.

Bing Bang Boom

You scored 335 out of 350 possible points, or 95.71%

A
You should definitely vote.

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Oh, my god. I love this site. Dontvote.org.

Basically its point is that you should only vote if you know what you're voting for.

Try it out, very fun.

Kryptonite - 3 Doors Down

One dream I got pissed at Jeff (fake name) because he was tasering people, but that's not important.

Ok, so I somehow obtained a small plane. About a meter wingspan and for some reason I wanted to fly east. Me, my dad, and my sister flew the plane (well, my dad and sister, I had a crazy third-person view) we flew up north through BC, and the Yukon (labeled on the ground, like a map), past Alaska (out west), and up into the northern planes (right along the american southern border).

As soon as we got past the heavy trees, and into the planes, I adjusted the camera angle ninty degrees clockwise, and zoomed out (kinda FFXII style). All along the border I instructed my sister to keep the camera zoomed out enough so the border was in view. We passed a gas station (the only one; I remember thinking it was north of calgary, but that didn't make sense to me) and then we turned another ninty degrees clockwise back out of the planes and into a province (either manitoba or ontario).

As soon as we were out of the planes, the camera angle returned, closer to the plane. We were driving the plane along the coast of a lake, and a dock comes up. I tell my sister to stay off the dock, so does my dad, she drives the boat onto the dock. She tries to fly it off the dock, but doesn't get enough speed and it falls into the lake and sinks too the bottom. It floats up and we pull out the plane, I'm mad at allison for sinking my plane, we're unsure wheather it works.

I ponder the safety of flying such a tiny plane, and then imagine (yes, imagining within the dream) flying about a metre over the lake, just to be safer)

It was a fun dream.