Imagine

I am mad at E.E. Cummings. Yes, thats right, I capitalized his name. Nobody is above capitalizations rules in the english language. Nobody except God and monarchs.
Are monarchs?

I am mad at TIME Magazine. Pick a fucking person for your person of the year. Just saying "you" isn't good enough. Pick YouTube, pick the Iranian president, pick something. I personally would have picked the Israeli Prime Minister, the leader of Hamas, and the leader of Hesbola. All three, with Mr. Israel in the middle.

I am mad at my teeth. I have two baby teeth still, with their replacements pointed up towards my brain. Baby teeth itch.

I am mad at stupid essays I have to write.

Otherwise, I'm pretty good. Girls smell.

Rough Gem

Hey, so life's getting a little more interesting.

Journalism is picking up. I've decided to be a jerk and start bossing people around. Not a jerk, an editor, for that is what I am.

Um.. I found this. It is Christmas music mashed over the Beatles. The White Christmas Album.

Let's see, what else is there? I wanna date, but I really don't wanna date too much. I wanna date, but I don't have anybody I like. I probably shouldn't date, lol.

I miss Disneyland. I miss Cowichan. I miss hugs.

Ug, sorry. Lol, it may not seem like it from my posts, but I am rediculously happy, as usual. I did go shopping, which always stresses me out, so I am a bit stressed out, but ok.

Thanks for reading!

If You Can't Dance

The Grad Christmas Dinner Dance was awesome!

Steven: It was like... I don't expect sex to be that awesome.
Steven: Basically, I took everything I learned from last time... and combined it with better food and a better dj
Steven: and then danced like an idiot for four hours

I said that to somebody on MSN, then truncated it to post here because I liked it.

Thanks everybody!

Moskau

Oh my God. I have found the single greatest disco song to ever come out of divided Germany! Moskau! It's a song about Moscow, by some West German band.

Find it. Download it. Die happy.

Fuck yeah.

On that note, I am glad that I don't have mesothelioma, even though I might be able to get a nice structured settlement. I could rock out like a rock star, then go to drug rehab. Maybe get a degree in contract management.

That last paragraph was stupid, ignore it.

Sorry, I'm bored with life. I resolve to make it more interesting. First step: catching things on fire.

Because

So I have the Christmas dinner dance coming up. A dance, of the grad class, celebrating the grad class and stuff.

Today I turned down a guest ticket. I got one of about 10 they gave out and I turned it down, not that I'm complaining (I am complaining, but only because I had to go up to the office and say I didn't need the ticket anymore).

Oh well, now I can dance with anyone!

Oh my god! I hope the foods as good as last year!

Out of my Head

Ok, I feel mighty stupid. The one thing I've been censoring from my blog for the last two months (See post: "Jenny") is gone. Aparently she doesn't feel the same way about me.

EMO BREAK UP BLOG

But seriously folks, is there something wrong with me when the two things that bother me the most are that I can no longer say "hahaha, my shortest relationship is longer than your longest" or "look at the cute girl becide me"?

Lol, how shallow am I? Oh well. I'm living. See you all later.

My Doorbell

So the other day we started Carol Band. Aparently somebody had taken large portions of some of the music. I don't know what somebody was thinking, but I can only assume that somebody had the best of intentions. At least somebody's little sister knew where the music was placed before somebody traveled eight thousand kilometeres away.

Sorry. That was a tad specific. It made for a good laugh. The sister went quite red.

So I would like to learn the basics of massage; however, I have nobody to practice on. I would also like to know the proper placement of semicolons around the word "however".

So recently I've rediscovered some really good music; The White Stripes (Get behind me Satan), and a CD I made comprised of:

• U2 - Virigo
• Crazytown - Butterfly
• Everclear - AM Radio
• Savage Garden - Truely Madly Deeply (never truely lost)
• Snow - Legal
• Snow - Informer (also never lost)
• Joel Plaskett - Can I Go Nowhere With You (more found than lost)
  
• Kim Wilde - Kids in America
• Tenacious D - Tribute (never lost)
• Snow - Nothing on Me (LOVE this song)
• Everclear - Sunflowers
• Johnny Cash - Cadilac, One Piece at a Time
• Smash Mouth - Walking on the Sun
• Len - Steal My Sunshine
• Duran Duran - Rio
• Snow - Plum Song
• Shrek's Karaoke Dance Party

Oh! Somebody on msn reminded me of something I said today that amused me. Somebody told me that they had a fight in the afternoon and me, being a Jerk, asked what her name was. Turns out its Beth. Anyway, so not thinking I asked if he would get her if he won the fight.

Tune in next week for more episodes of "Horrible Things Steven Says!"

BTW: He gets nothing if he wins. I suggesting stealing his pants.

Sunflowers

So I said from the beginning, this blog is about girls. It is.

It's amazing, the girls in my life. The ones I see it real life, the ones that I contact only through my computer, and the ones that exist only in my mind. The ones sitting across the hall, to the one(s) who is probably wrestling a child eight thousand kilometers away.

And its amazing the places they are in they're lives. Heading through university with their heads down, running around in high school like chickens with their heads cut off, one actually considering the rest of her life.

Oops, class time. ttyl.

Jenny (867-5309)

Woohooo!

Julia

Hey you guys.

I'm tired. I lost my saxaphone.

How the hell do you lose a sax? Maybe somebody stole it? I really hope I find it, I had a nice ligature and reeds and stuff (the sax itself is insured).

Ok, I'm tired and should really sleep. I need a hug.

Holy crap, ever had a dream while you where still concous? Well I was aparently interested in one girl, and when i turned to walk away from her another girl

Weird.. the sound in my TV are liniking up well wiht

AM Radio

So today. Today has been a day of taking a very long shower, while listening to music that I have not listened to for ages, then sitting at my computer doing nothing for the rest of the day. The shower was nice. New soap.

I like new soap, and bar soap. We usually only

**HOLY CRAP, THE GUY FROM PRISON BREAK OPENED A MOTEL DOOR AND THERE WERE THREE PROSTITUTES, ONE IN BLACK (GOTHY), ONE IN PINK, AND ONE IN WHITE. THEY WERE COORDINATED WELL. I'M NOT SURE WHY THAT MERITS CAPITAL LETTERS OR EVEN MENTION, BUT OMG! OMG!**

have liquid soap, and I never feel as clean as with bar soap. I've started to use hotel soap we stole from DisneyWorld five years ago. It has a Micky Mouse head engraved into it.

I was going to try to find somebody to go out and do something today, but it was raining all day. Stupid typhoon. You have got to hate typhoons.

Tilt, the school magazine is coming out soon. I worked hard on it. It turned out very well. Typhoons suck.

You may have noticed that I am blaming the crappy weather on a typhoon. That is because I don't know any better. It might be a typhoon, therefor it is a typhoon unless somebody corrects me.

Hampsterdance

So I've been doing quizes all morning at quizfarm.com at okcupid.com

So far I've learned that I will probably die from natural causes and I'm a "soft" lover. I had the results but my computer keeps crashing, lol.

Oh, and I'm 81% pure. Thats always nice to know.

PS: Renaming old posts after songs, all songs that are awesome and you should know well.

One Week

I.
Me.
You.
Mable.

Mable is a name, but I can't understand why I've said it. Mostly I think it was because of how i wanted to make that shape.

I don't care about Mable. I care about me, and a few other people. Maybe you. About five in total, outside my family. People I can trust and talk to. People who trust me. People who'll listen. One I know really well, two moderately well but to a much lesser extent, one i only know a bit yet we have good dialouge, and one who is different.

Thank you all.

Tears of a Clown

Kay, so I'm all emo. I've basically learned that odds are shit and down that I'll make paging, because I'm not french immersion.

Thanks, Canada.

Pinch Me

So just for fun, and so people don't understand me to a greater extent, I'm going to use fake names for this blog.

See if you can guess who you are.

Bea
Diane
Jeff
Mandy
Steven
Chelsea

Protip: One fake name is mine, and isn't fake.

So those are the fake names I have so far, more to come as they are needed. Also: you may not be on the list at all, especially If I don't know you. Actually, if I don't know you, your fake name can be Joseph.

Hey Joseph!

*wave*

Living in a Bubble

Holy crap, that election was exciting. The American senate ended up riding on only 8 thousand votes. It could still go either way.

So I just paid ten dollars to a company to allow myself to be a customer of theirs, if they choose, maybe, and my old company decides they don't care about me, maybe. God I hate buying things online, especially intangable things.

History class is fun. I'm not doing amazingly well, but I do get to argue. We just finished WWII and are having a fake trial of Hitler, before he actually did anything. I'm taking the interesting side.

Um.. so Aimless Wanders has been redone again. It could potentially be cool if everthing works out with GoDaddy.

So see ya. Good luck.

Bing Bang Boom

You scored 335 out of 350 possible points, or 95.71%

A
You should definitely vote.

***********************************************************

Oh, my god. I love this site. Dontvote.org.

Basically its point is that you should only vote if you know what you're voting for.

Try it out, very fun.

Kryptonite - 3 Doors Down

One dream I got pissed at Jeff (fake name) because he was tasering people, but that's not important.

Ok, so I somehow obtained a small plane. About a meter wingspan and for some reason I wanted to fly east. Me, my dad, and my sister flew the plane (well, my dad and sister, I had a crazy third-person view) we flew up north through BC, and the Yukon (labeled on the ground, like a map), past Alaska (out west), and up into the northern planes (right along the american southern border).

As soon as we got past the heavy trees, and into the planes, I adjusted the camera angle ninty degrees clockwise, and zoomed out (kinda FFXII style). All along the border I instructed my sister to keep the camera zoomed out enough so the border was in view. We passed a gas station (the only one; I remember thinking it was north of calgary, but that didn't make sense to me) and then we turned another ninty degrees clockwise back out of the planes and into a province (either manitoba or ontario).

As soon as we were out of the planes, the camera angle returned, closer to the plane. We were driving the plane along the coast of a lake, and a dock comes up. I tell my sister to stay off the dock, so does my dad, she drives the boat onto the dock. She tries to fly it off the dock, but doesn't get enough speed and it falls into the lake and sinks too the bottom. It floats up and we pull out the plane, I'm mad at allison for sinking my plane, we're unsure wheather it works.

I ponder the safety of flying such a tiny plane, and then imagine (yes, imagining within the dream) flying about a metre over the lake, just to be safer)

It was a fun dream.

Jingle Bells

Tonight I went trick or treating.

I was Santa.

There were five other people, Anna, bradley, emily, rhea, and becky.

We also saw firefoox, they weren't bad.

It was k+ gvfdsa

The Hemlock Gospels

I have started to
Update The Hemlock Gospels:
It is mostly poems.

Endorsement

Hey, use GoodTree.com as your homepage.

Its a charity search engine.

Use it!

Love is Over

Not really, but that is totally a caption that they use over pictures of two animals when one is dead.

So I signed up for a grad photo. I'm chewing on my sweater.

Heroes is a really great show. My neck hurts. I want to write a poem.

Ok, my neck hurts. I am happy with my experiance with alchohol.

"I know that / and thats why I'm not ready to kill you"
- Heather Lanigan.

"Cool."
- Steven Edwards.

Apology, kinda

So I have really been offending people recently. I stand by my arguement, but I should still be more careful.

I beleive that logically sexuality is no big deal. I ignored that culturally it is a big deal, kinda.

I beleive that sexuality is not a fundamental part of who you are, some people disagree. I beleive that hetrosexuality is not important to culture, some disagree.

I beleive that cultures should not be exclusive based on race, gender, sexuality, or anything like that, some people disagree.

I beleive that the solution to discrimination is acceptance, others have other ideas.

We all want to end discrimination, we jus have different ideas.

Strengths One

Something is wrong when a Spiced Pumpkin Frapincho costs five dollars and a slice of meatloaf, tuna sandwich, and chicken leg cost seven.

24 30 36

I'm thirsty, journalism day today.

Sound Check

Do ra me fa so la te do!

My throat hurts.

Hehehe, hehe, hehe.

I need something to drink.

Hey

Ate stew for dinner. Not sure if I liked it.

Meme

The first five people to respond to this post, will get some form of art, by me, about them. I make no guarantees about quality or type (or rating), but I will assure that I will give it good effort and that the art will be individual to you.

The only catch, of course; as with most memes, if you sign up, you have to put this in your own journal as well.

Boredom

I am very bored. Everybody on msn is logging off, not interesting, or other.

Ok, funny story. Maybe not.

This summer my uncle got an iPod for my cousin this summer. When she got it the first thing he told her was not to plug it in to change the songs until that battery was dead because the battery was only good for five-hundred charges and that plugging it in would use up one of the charges. Aparently the guy at the store him something, and he took it to mean after 500 plug ins, it would magically die.

Anyways, yesterday I remembered this (I think we were talking about the type of batteries) while we were having a party. When anybody brought up an object in conversation, either me or my sister told them to watch out, because it was only good for five hundred uses.

(Just so you know, after about 500 uses, battery life is only expected to be around 75% of max. It still works.)

Updates

I've started posting to the Hemlock Gospels. Let's see how far that goes, lol.

Um. I really like the world. It's pretty great!

Where else is there pumpkin pie and loose leaf paper?

EDIT: If you fit onto my list (last post), be aware. I probably don't hate you. Just that behaviour in certain circumstances. That is, unless you're Schroeder. Schroeder, you can burn in hell. In fact, Schroeder aside, I hate very few people. Maybe nobody. Maybe just an irrational hatred of some people from Lake Hill.

Hate is bad. I hate as little as I possibly can, despite what I may have said in that post. I also hate unclear sarcastic use of hyperbole, like in that post.

Things I (am annoyed by).

Ok, I've decided I need a list. The list. The list to end all lists. One list to rule them all, and soforth.

So here it is:

• AdSense.com
• James Blunt
• Big scary dogs
• People who buy big scary dogs
• People who breed big scary dogs
  
• Being cold, wet and miserable
• Being cold
• The phrase "tantamount to abortion"
• Having the phrase "tantamount to abortion" stuck in my head
  
• Not being able to remember the words to songs stuck in my head
• Getting tired of music I love
• Adobe, for making their programs take so long to load
• Microsoft, for making Windows a piece of junk
• IBM for helping Windows become standard
  
• iPods
• People who use "iPod" when they mean "mp3 player"
• People who switch philosophies to suit a political adjenda
• The word "proactive"
• The word "guestimate"
• People who understand "extrovert" as positive, and "introvert" as
  
• Slobs who aren't me
• Abvious hypocracy
• Stupid people
• MTV, for not playing music videos
• Much Music, for not playing music videos
• Victoria consumers, for not demanding a country radio station
• KMPS, for not playing Canadian country music
• Jamendo.com, for not playing country music
• Bad profesional page design (see: kmps.com)
• Having to pay for something, and then pay to maintain or use it
• The song "Waiting for tonight"
• People who attribute directly
• Spilling food on myself
• Manipulative people
• Saying one thing, but meaning another
• PpL hU rItE LyK tHs!!!
• People who don't put the news into context
• News stations, for not putting the news into context
• Ads on MySpace and similar sites
• People who spell "you're" as "your"
• General minunderstanding of common homonyms
• Bad music
• People who like bad music
• People who hate entire genres of music ("bad" not being a genre)
• Breakable cell phones
• Printers
• Scanners
• Printer/scanners combinations
• People who leave used tissues in places other than the garbage and their pockets
• The dominance of single singer, electic guitar, bass, drum set bands
• "Welcome to my life" and "So you've had a bad day"
• People who can't get over a relationship, or at least pretend that they can in public
  
• Crazy stalker people
• People who dont' accept the validity of the American spellings color, flavor, and honor
• People who spell cheque "check"
• Communism
• National and provincial debts
• Non-tabbed web browsers
• Forced toolbars
• Anti-virus software
• Computer virus makers
• Network securtiy
• The fact that pacifism would mean the death of Israel
• People who claim ownership or right to things their ansestors had before they were born
• Spell check, for not working on this article
• Dull pencils
• People who choose to smoke, and still expect health care
• Illegal drug makers, for not making a safe, non-addictive hallucinigen
• People who hate Christians for a perceived, but non-existant persecution
• People who prejudge Americans as a whole
• The WC3, for killing the font and center tags
• My mortality
• Not being to understand girls. What's with them?
• Acne
• Poor vision
• People who smell bad
  
• Copyright holders who wont allow publishing good remixes
• Schroeder
• Schroeder's cat
• People who treat cats poorly
• The new lg15 videos
• Change

I guess thats about it for now.

I Saw A Play

Today I watched "I am my own wife." This post is mostly just a reminder to myself why I disagree with many parts of the play, why I am unsure how I support transvestites, and if I'm going to write about it.

It was a good play though, and I've never seen so many cross dressers (male) in my entire life.

Too Many Ideas

I have way too many ideas for blogs. I want a webcomic blog. I want a political blog. I want my music blog.

So today I volunteered to write a ton of stuff for the school newsletter. It will be so much fun.

I'm not sure what to write, but I enjoy blogging.

Bye!

Wasting My Life

I have, over the last few days, realized that I am slowly wasting away my entire life.

I am an idiot. I am spending way too much time on the computer. I need to get out.

Jacket

Hey,

Today I wore a jacket to school. It was grey and had those cool white stripes. All formally.

Like. a jacket from a suit, I bought it at the Salvation Army. People seemed to like it, unless they were openly mocking me, I'm not sure.

In history we talked about and debated physcal policy during the depression. I, in my formal jacket, summerized the conservative buisness policy. Right after me, Ariel: the New York, artsy, liberal gave the contrasting view. I thought that was funny. We were the perfect cliche images of our points.

I am actually the most physcally conservative person in my history class. That was a bit of a shock. I'm one of few people who beleive that maybe, just maybe, the government shouldn't go into debt, forcing future generations to be stuck with the bill.

Crazy pinko commies, lol.

Hacking is Hard

Hacking is hard. Quite possibly very hard.

Today I failed at getting onto msn at school. Very sad.

I also failed at getting a command prompt to work.

Also: I am really bad at mini golf.

Oh, I did find my way into the system32 folder on the computers I was on!

ttyl

Not a Monkey!

Protip: Some people don't like being compared indirectly to monkeys, even in a positive fashion. Such comparisons might result is them screeching or hurling their feces at you.

I like monkeys, I would love it if somebody said that I was entertaining in the same way as those 14inch tall monkeys in the little red suits and beanies.

Japan has monkeys. One village actually had too many monkeys and they were robbing stores and such. Also: there is an island with deers, monkeys, and deciduous forests.

Get Back

Ok, so I did some math today. This is my eighth blog. Isn't that sad? I've given up on five personal blogs and one politicaly one. Those, plus this one, plus Hemlock Wine make eight.

Very sad.

So I want to try stuff with this blog. I don't want it to be some crappy diary like, well, the rest of my blogs and many of the personal blogs of my friends. Some of them are good, but there are only a couple that I really read.

So thats my goal. I'll be doing a bunch of personal blogging, I guess, but I wanna experiment. Sure, most of it will probably suck, but thats ok. Through sucking we learn.

Sorry. That didn't make sence. In fact I will edit it out and not tell you where it was so you will have no idea about the meaning of this paragraph.

Muhahahahahaha

haha

ha

Magic Cards

So I recently discovered a ton of the kids in my school play Magic: The Gathering.

I play Magic: The Gathering!

Ya, I've played Magic for a long time. Both white and green, but mostly white. It turns out that I haven't played for a looooooooooooooooooooong lime. Lime? Time. I haven't played for a long time and a bunch of new rules have come up and a ton of the old rules have died out. Not really a problem, because most of the new rules suck, but I have a ton of flying cards which really arn't used any more. The result? Nobody can block my creatures. I have a ton of really great cards that nobody's seen in ages.

Here's my deck:

Archangel
Aven Cloudchaser
Aven Flock
Boreal Griffin
Ekundu Griffin
Freewind Equenaut x2
Nightwind Glider
Razorfoot Griffin
Shrieking Grotesque
Skyhunter Prowler
Sustainer of the Realm
Tethered Griffin x2
Thermal Glider
Voice of Duty

Enlightened Tutor
Serra's Blessing
Noble Purpose
Worship
Story Circle
Various Circles (and Runes) of Protection x9
Pacifism x4

Basic Plains x 18

So ya. Geeky, eh?

Oh, well. It's not like I had readers.

Remember to Take your Poison.

Considerations

Hey you guys, so its been suggested to me that I.. update this blog.

I'm really not sure if I'm going to take them up on that suggestion. If I do I've given up on my scanner, sketchbook related concept, but I guess I could do that too if I wanted to.

So right now, for today this is going to be my personal blog, maybe...

Dedicated to You

I am dedicating this blog to the girls in my life. My best friends, my crushes, my arch-nemisis, all of them.

Wow, and to think. I'll probably give up on this quickly, and they'll have a crappy blog dedicated to them.

So this is officially my billionth blog. Yay! I have this tendancy to start a brand new blog on a Saturday or whenever I have free time. I post this huge, long, great post. My hopes rise, I become happy, and then the blog slowly dies.

But that's ok.

This blog requires a scanner. So it will probably die quicker than usual, just due to that extra step.

Oh well.