Sunday, October 08, 2006

Things I (am annoyed by).

Ok, I've decided I need a list. The list. The list to end all lists. One list to rule them all, and soforth.

So here it is:
  • AdSense.com
  • James Blunt
  • Big scary dogs
  • People who buy big scary dogs
  • People who breed big scary dogs
  • Being cold, wet and miserable
  • Being cold
  • The phrase "tantamount to abortion"
  • Having the phrase "tantamount to abortion" stuck in my head
  • Not being able to remember the words to songs stuck in my head
  • Getting tired of music I love
  • Adobe, for making their programs take so long to load
  • Microsoft, for making Windows a piece of junk
  • IBM for helping Windows become standard
  • iPods
  • People who use "iPod" when they mean "mp3 player"
  • People who switch philosophies to suit a political adjenda
  • The word "proactive"
  • The word "guestimate"
  • People who understand "extrovert" as positive, and "introvert" as
  • Slobs who aren't me
  • Abvious hypocracy
  • Stupid people
  • MTV, for not playing music videos
  • Much Music, for not playing music videos
  • Victoria consumers, for not demanding a country radio station
  • KMPS, for not playing Canadian country music
  • Jamendo.com, for not playing country music
  • Bad profesional page design (see: kmps.com)
  • Having to pay for something, and then pay to maintain or use it
  • The song "Waiting for tonight"
  • People who attribute directly
  • Spilling food on myself
  • Manipulative people
  • Saying one thing, but meaning another
  • PpL hU rItE LyK tHs!!!
  • People who don't put the news into context
  • News stations, for not putting the news into context
  • Ads on MySpace and similar sites
  • People who spell "you're" as "your"
  • General minunderstanding of common homonyms
  • Bad music
  • People who like bad music
  • People who hate entire genres of music ("bad" not being a genre)
  • Breakable cell phones
  • Printers
  • Scanners
  • Printer/scanners combinations
  • People who leave used tissues in places other than the garbage and their pockets
  • The dominance of single singer, electic guitar, bass, drum set bands
  • "Welcome to my life" and "So you've had a bad day"
  • People who can't get over a relationship, or at least pretend that they can in public
  • Crazy stalker people
  • People who dont' accept the validity of the American spellings color, flavor, and honor
  • People who spell cheque "check"
  • Communism
  • National and provincial debts
  • Non-tabbed web browsers
  • Forced toolbars
  • Anti-virus software
  • Computer virus makers
  • Network securtiy
  • The fact that pacifism would mean the death of Israel
  • People who claim ownership or right to things their ansestors had before they were born
  • Spell check, for not working on this article
  • Dull pencils
  • People who choose to smoke, and still expect health care
  • Illegal drug makers, for not making a safe, non-addictive hallucinigen
  • People who hate Christians for a perceived, but non-existant persecution
  • People who prejudge Americans as a whole
  • The WC3, for killing the font and center tags
  • My mortality
  • Not being to understand girls. What's with them?
  • Acne
  • Poor vision
  • People who smell bad
  • Copyright holders who wont allow publishing good remixes
  • Schroeder
  • Schroeder's cat
  • People who treat cats poorly
  • The new lg15 videos
  • Change
I guess thats about it for now.

2 comments:

Unknown said...

Evidently you hate me many times over. Joy.

Heather said...

yo you definately seem to hate a lot anything you do really like? XD and poor alice getting that impression from your dyingly painstaking weak list. _ _"